Now I know Why some Stay at Home Moms Smoke and Drink

I made a sandwich with the last two slices of bread for Parrot today. When I sat it down on the table he chose to sit at a different seat instead of in front of his sandwich.

Monkey asked for the same kind of sandwich but on a bagel instead. As I made Monkey's sandwich Parrot continued to sit at the seat away from his. By the time I got to the table with Monkey's bagel sandwich Monkey was eating Parrot's lunch.

Parrot is throwing a fit. I am going to the fridge in the garage for a beer and it isn't even noon yet.